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Want to commit suicide or what ? Or is it the other way around, that you have taken poison, but now want to live and puke it all out ? That being the case, howz the colors ?

GREEN BILE ! ! !

You really think you are brave enough to rush in where angels fear to tread ? If you are, then, at this junkchar (appropriate, eh ?), it is imperative that you make your will, before you proceed willingly.
(Please read the small print in the bottom of this page very carefully before you proceed any further)

the letter ! ! !
Somehow, one letter sent from the depths of Hell to someone in Heaven mysteriously got its way to earth. Learn what's going on in the other worlds.

FISH ! ! !
Long time no sea? Well, then this is just for you; all the puns'n'proses regarding fish, with a bit of bollywood thrown in. You'll really get sea-sick with this.

'egg'stacy ! ! !
For all those 'egg'centrices like myself, those who truly believe in the powers of egg to attain nirvana.

Non-veg jokes
Not what you perverts are thinking ! ! !

Fundaes in Life and Nirvana
General fundaes by yours truly to help you live a better life in this world and attain nirvana within a reasonable number of rebirths. Alternatively, this might induce you to deesh faster from this world, hence shortening the delay for your next rebirth.

Pearls and Oysters of Wisdom
Yet to become legendary quotes from the char about all aspects of life.

the char commandments !
Finally, these have been delivered to the char by the Holy One!



junkware : WARNING !
The author is NOT responsible for any damages incurred by the reader (eg, organ rejection of the right half of the brain by the left half) on account of his/her going through this stuff.
Bye for now. I'm leaving. And if you were smart, you'd do the same !
written by the char (00000100).

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